Rusty Rooster Fabrication & Design
Wooden Spoon Survivor Funny Metal Sign (A99)
Wooden Spoon Survivor Funny Metal Sign (A99)
Why buy from us
- Made in the USA from durable steel
- Powder coated for indoor/outdoor durability
- Most standard personalized orders ship within 1–3 business days
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Wear your childhood survival story with pride with this Wooden Spoon Survivor metal sign. The nostalgic joke makes a lively conversation piece for kitchens, family rooms, garages, and anywhere the family gathers.
Why You’ll Love It
- Funny nostalgic wording
- Durable metal construction
- Five sizes from 12 to 36 inches
- Eight powder-coated finish options
- Made to order
Perfect For
Kitchens, family rooms, man caves, garages, sibling gifts, birthdays, and lighthearted family reunions.
Frequently Asked Questions
What sizes are available?
Choose 12, 18, 24, 30, or 36 inches.
Which finishes are available?
Choose Matte Black, Black Wrinkle, Copper Vein, Gold Vein, Silver Vein, Rust Patina, Heat Treatment, or Oil Rubbed Bronze.
Does it make a good gift?
Yes. It is especially fitting for siblings and anyone who enjoys nostalgic family humor.
It’s Always a Good Sign with Rusty Rooster Metal.
Frequently Asked Questions
Most standard orders ship within 1–3 business days. Standard delivery normally takes approximately 3–5 business days after shipping. Fully custom artwork may require additional time for creation and proof approval. Delivery estimates can be affected by carrier delays, weather, and holidays.
For personalized designs, choose your size and finish, then select Personalize & preview your sign. Enter your wording exactly as you want it displayed, review the preview, and add the sign to your cart. If your product has a personalization field directly on the page, complete that field before adding it to your cart. Double-check spelling, size, and finish before checkout. Non-personalized designs do not require this step.
Check this product's description for its mounting options and included hardware. Choose mounting hardware appropriate for the product and your wall or mounting surface.
Check this product's description for its finish, intended display location, and mounting guidance. Outdoor suitability varies by product, finish, climate, and exposure. Contact us before ordering if you need help choosing for a fully exposed location.